Where is Tim Young's Blog?

Shall this be Tim's blog now?

Will he become a despotic blogmaster and chase all others from the page?

Will he ever try to post again?

Or will Vonn's world conquest render it moot?

posted by Undersecretary to the Deputy Commissariat # 1:57 PM

Saturday, September 20, 2003

I plan to take this sitting down

Buckos, allow met'be t'first t'post a topical link:

modality

posted by Undersecretary to the Deputy Commissariat # 4:50 PM

Day 3 Update

I just heard from a friend of Tim's that he described this blog to Tim over the phone, but Tim hasn't looked at it himself, yet. Still, his friend (a reliable source who is one of Tim's "inner circle") predicted that Tim would look at this blog soon. If we keep up this rush of enthusiasm, I think Tim will be so impressed that he will be inspired, no, moved to establish the official blog that we've all been waiting for.

posted by VMM # 4:25 PM

And through the English to Pirate translator

Opportunity o'plastero 'a bath:
Leave dilletante with a bottle o' a purse in juurt,
Donkey Moribound.
Whiffo'comets from a brilliant placed in a cradle
He constrains sleepofer razrazhennyj.
Spiteful dream satisfies tough t'disordero'a mouth,
T'masko'an idolo'a puddin' flies.
Sjuhronikitju.

posted by JAB # 3:29 PM

Standard pickup lines illuminated by redundant computer translation

The baby of the ones of the ones of Hé kommen oft more to hier?

If I to say you to him I had a pretty body, he you that I will arrest to answer to me?

It is a cetriolo of the vinegar in the relative bag, is necessarily happy you for seeing or me?

What corner thus a pleasant girl like they in a place?

posted by Undersecretary to the Deputy Commissariat # 3:26 PM

Jamie's poem translated

Here is Jamie's poem, translated English-German-Russian-English-Spanish-Russian-English. Again, I regret to point out, it is a clear improvement (especially the last three lines). The sad fact is that computers are much better at non sequitur than human beings. We are prisoners of meaning!

Opportunity of plaster of a bath:
Leave dilletante with a bottle of a purse in juurt,
Donkey Moribound.
Whiff of comets from a brilliant placed in a cradle
It(he) (she((it)) constrains sleepofer razrazhennyj.
Spiteful dream satisfies tough the disorder of a mouth,
The mask of an idol of a pudding flies.
Sjuhronikitju.

posted by President in exile # 3:12 PM

'Vast Heavin' There -

Pirate Day Pick-Up Lines- (thanks to talklikeapirate.com)

Me roger could be a might jollier.

Aye, me hook be electric.

Yes, that be a hornpipe in me pocket and I am happy to see ye.

Swab your deck?

Well blow me down!

Prepare to be boarded.

posted by JAB # 3:06 PM

What Tim really meant

I have used a web site to translate Tim's come-ons into German, from German to Russian, and then from Russian back to English. You will agree they are significantly improved:

Example 1: Greetings is suppressed by you to my comets?
Example 2: Whether you wanted to see my flexible bath?
Example 3: I have only got the new idol navoza in the cradle. They wanted to swing it?

posted by President in exile # 2:50 PM

Nonsense, but complete

Modality of bathtub grout:
Park a dilletante with a flask in a yurt,
moribound ass.
The aura of a cradled sparkler comet
refrains from a licentious sleepover.
A malignant dream curls thorugh oral hub-bub,
the mask of a pudding idol explodes.
Sychronicity.

-JB

posted by JAB # 2:16 PM

Pie Poem Poser: Mystery Verse Sweeps West

posted by JAB # 1:25 PM

GOP, Green Critics Slam Fox News/ Tim Young Deal

posted by JAB # 1:23 PM

Utah Gunfight with ex-US Poet Laureate Pinsky injures 2, delays TY Blog

posted by JAB # 1:15 PM

Ashcroft Denies TY Poetry Suppression under Patriot Act

posted by JAB # 1:12 PM

Tim Young Prevented from Namesake Blog Contribution by Capitalist Hegemony

posted by JAB # 1:08 PM

Um, where is the real blog?

I heard this was a place for screwball stories and sublime poetry. All I find is a half-written haiku and some advertising. What gives?

posted by Corresponding Secretary General # 12:55 PM

Young Vs. Wolfowitz Poetry Slam

One line:

Aerial Predator Control

posted by JAB # 12:49 PM

All Cry Out for Tim's Blog

Never posted to a blog before, but withal here goes.

Termination dust this morning.

Where is Tim?

[Missed opportunity for a haiku there, Lauren. -CCPC]

posted by Undersecretary to the Deputy Commissariat # 11:55 AM

Day 3

Very encouraging news this week! Tim (yes, the Tim) called me (to read me a poem about pie, which was awesome) and he said that he was going to start a blog!

Needless to say, I've been checking my e-mail every ten minutes or so to hear back from him with the URL, but nothing yet :(

Keep checking back for updates, and I will post the new official Tim Young blog URL the nanosecond I get it.

Hang in there! I just know that the wait is nearly over.

posted by VMM # 11:29 AM